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		<title>thepiratebay.org… The T-shirt says it all! :D</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just saw this yesterday when I was going through thepirabay.org.. Awesome reply to everyone who is trying to get the beautiful website offline!! The message reads &#8220;I spent months of time and millions of dollars to close down The Pirate Bay and all I&#8217;ll get is this beautiful t-shirt!&#8221; It&#8217;s as good as saying: Up-Urs!! [...]]]></description>
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<p>Just saw this yesterday when I was going through thepirabay.org.. Awesome reply to everyone who is trying to get the beautiful website offline!!<br />
The message reads &#8220;I spent months of time and millions of dollars to close down The Pirate Bay and all I&#8217;ll get is this beautiful t-shirt!&#8221;<br />
It&#8217;s as good as saying:  Up-Urs!! Hahaha</p>
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		<title>Quotes of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.pratik.info/2009/08/25/quotes-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. &#8211; Wilson Mizner Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. &#8211; Charles Caleb Colton Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies. &#8211; Dalton Camp Joel: That&#8217;s the movies, Ed. Try [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:black; font-size:10pt">I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.<br />
&#8211; Wilson Mizner </span></p>
<p><span style="color:black; font-size:10pt">Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.<br />
&#8211; Charles Caleb Colton </span></p>
<p><span style="color:black; font-size:10pt">Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.<br />
&#8211; Dalton Camp </span></p>
<p><span style="color:black; font-size:10pt">Joel: That&#8217;s the movies, Ed. Try reality.<br />
Ed: No thanks.<br />
&#8211; Ellen Herman, Northern Exposure, Only You, 1991</span></p>
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		<title>Stop Whining!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.&#8221; &#8211; Anthony J. D&#8217;Angelo Copyright &#169; 2008 This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="color:black; font-family:Arial; font-size:10pt">&#8211; Anthony J. D&#8217;Angelo</span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman; font-size:12pt"><br />
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		<title>Types of Geeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Vodafone, Happy to help you! :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Father&#8217;s Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Smarter Generation of Kids :)</title>
		<link>http://www.pratik.info/2009/06/21/smarter-generation-of-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Personalized Anti Theft Systems for cars &#8211; Really funny ones</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Swine Flu joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 13:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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