How I kill time…. :)

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

This is the winner

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other —
that is until I met your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe ‘Go to hell.’

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime?

Paritranaya sadhunam vinashaya cha dushkritam.

Dharma sansthapanarthaya sambhavami yuge yuge.

(Gita 4:8)

For the upliftment of the good and virtuous,

For the destruction of evil,

For the re-establishment of the natural law,

I will come, in every age

Lehron se Darkar Noka paar Nahi hoti. Koshish karne walon ki kabhi haar nahi hoti…

Nanhi chinti jab Daana Lekar chalti hai. chadti Deewaron par so(100) baar fisalti hai.

Mann ka vishwaas Ragon mein sahas bharta hai.

Chadkar girna girkar chadna naa akharta hai.

Mehnat uski bekar har baar nahi hoti.

Koshish karne waalon ki Kabhie haar nahi hoti… dubkiyan samundar mein gotakhor lagata hai.

Ja ja kar khali haath laut kar aata hai.

Milte na sehaj hi MOTI gehre paani mein.

Barta dugna vishwaas issi heyrani mein.

Muthi uski khaali har baar nahi hoti.

Koshish karne walon ki kabhi haar nahi hoti… asafalta ek chunoti hai sawikaar karo. kya kami reh gayi dekho or sudhar karo.

Jab tak na safal ho neend chain ko tyago tum. sangharshon ka maidan chhor na bhago tum.

Kuch kiya bina hi jai jai kaar nahi hoti.

Koshish karne walon ki kabhi haar nahi hoti..

First Diwali at Directiplex. Diwali 09

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