Archive for category Funny

UK police, funny advert

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

No Comments

Caught Cheating

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 9.3/10 (4 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

,

No Comments

thepiratebay.org… The T-shirt says it all! :D

Just saw this yesterday when I was going through thepirabay.org.. Awesome reply to everyone who is trying to get the beautiful website offline!!
The message reads “I spent months of time and millions of dollars to close down The Pirate Bay and all I’ll get is this beautiful t-shirt!”
It’s as good as saying: Up-Urs!! Hahaha

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

,

No Comments

Types of Geeks

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

,

No Comments

Vodafone, Happy to help you! :)

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 7.8/10 (4 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

,

No Comments

Father’s Fail










VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

,

No Comments

Smarter Generation of Kids :)

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

,

No Comments

Personalized Anti Theft Systems for cars – Really funny ones


VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

,

No Comments

Swine Flu joke

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

, ,

No Comments

We(O)man

Women can never make up their mind nor decide on anything. On top of that, they don’t even agree to what someone else is suggesting. It’s hard to please a woman… Read a few awesome Men:Women conservation.

1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don’t we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don’t we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It’s been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it’s a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it… For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can’t walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s have dinner first?
Women: Whatever…
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn’t pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn’t pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn’t pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn’t you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

No Comments